last night i:
-spent 5 hours straightening my hair
-went to kathy's
-tried some of her delicious ruhbard crisp
-drank to much
-sat out on the front step with sarah and yelled at cars
-called christie my lesbian lisbon lover
-faked a really bad aussie accent
-got a free shot from some guy from toronto who also gave me his hotel room # 
-asked for a "ciggy" from 2 old balding guys
-ended up talking to them for most of the night
-jumped up and down because i was having so much fun
-cried because i was laughing so hard
-danced like like i was on e.
-told dana to let me walk home as he started drinking a beer while driving.
 
this morning i:
-woke up at 8 to take my dog out to pee
-was still drunk.